( hold on - did he just read that jiang cheng is actually... deliberately and sincerely attempting to make amends with someone? someone who isn't shijie? it's nearly enough for wei ying to accuse him of being some sort of imposter, but he's keenly aware of what happens when you punish people in such a way for doing good things.
instead, )Am I not? I suppose I have been a bit tired. Don't you worry, I'll be back up to proper incessance again in no time.
[ That... is not what he meant. But he can't argue either, his face isn't anywhere near thick enough to have a second conversation about feelings within as many months. ]
No doubt. You'll be back to being the bane of my existence soon enough.
"Here you go, Madam, I've brought you this smelly goat! It's a symbol of all of the amends I wish to make - the reek clearly represents how much I stink for upsetting you."
After you've acquired it? Jiang Cheng. Suppose you climb all the way down the mountain and find your apology goat a ribbon and he won't even eat the thing, what then?
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instead, ) Am I not? I suppose I have been a bit tired. Don't you worry, I'll be back up to proper incessance again in no time.
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No doubt. You'll be back to being the bane of my existence soon enough.
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I truly will. At all hours. It'll be great.
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[ Don't spare him, please. ]
If you wake me up in the middle of the night I'll have to send Blossom after you.
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Who are you calling a bully here, keep it up and I'm really sending her after you!
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[ But. It feels nice to be worried over by him. ]
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You're apologizing with a goat?
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Are you at least going to bathe it first?
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She's not going to keep it like a lap dog!
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I've changed my mind, it's a great idea.
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But FINE I will put a purple bow on the goat! Are you happy now?!
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Well. Yes. I will have done what I can. At least she will have confirmation that the goat has a healthy appetite.
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Do you think that you should perhaps bring an extra ribbon to test such a thing?
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I don't know!
Look, I won't go back and get another goat if the first won't eat the ribbon!
[ When did they even decide the goat eating the ribbon is a good thing? Why did he ever agree to a ribbon in the first place??? ]
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