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Y'know what? Yeah, actually. That's much better. Unless the goat eats it, but I suppose then you've done what you can, hmm?

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If the goat eats it

Well. Yes. I will have done what I can. At least she will have confirmation that the goat has a healthy appetite.

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HMMMMM

Do you think that you should perhaps bring an extra ribbon to test such a thing?

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I didn't even bring a single ribbon, Wei Wuxian. I'll have to get one, or two, once I've acquired the goat.

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After you've acquired it? Jiang Cheng. Suppose you climb all the way down the mountain and find your apology goat a ribbon and he won't even eat the thing, what then?

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I

I don't know!

Look, I won't go back and get another goat if the first won't eat the ribbon!

[ When did they even decide the goat eating the ribbon is a good thing? Why did he ever agree to a ribbon in the first place??? ]

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Your funeral, I suppose, once you've died of shame and embarrassment that your smelly goat won't even eat a simple ribbon.

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MY GOAT ISN'T SMELLY

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All goats are smelly. Unless you're bathing it after all?

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I will just pick a non-smelly one, alright! Don't be stupid!

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A-Cheng, A-Cheng, I need to thank you for the gift you've just given me. I'm picturing you, all puffed up and dignified, sniffing each goat to assess your options. This may very well satisfy my boredom until you've returned.

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HRMPF! ]

WEI WUXIAN THAT'S NOT FUNNY

[ Okay. It is funny. It is very, very funny and has him red in the face with flustered indignation but!!! ]

I'm not you I would never be caught sniffing a goat!